Squeeze and pinch the Stig to your heart's content. You still won't hear a word out of him. Take out your stress on the mysterious man in white. Don't worry, we think he might actually enjoy it.
Stig himself doesn't get stressed. Unless of course someone forgets to feed him a bucket of raw herring every seven hours. But the rest of us aren't spooky man-machines like him and sometimes we need to let off steam. That's why this stress toy was designed, based on the properties of the actual Stig. Yes, you really can pinch and squeeze him as much as you like and then he’ll spring back to normal. Probably.
